Roll up, roll up now ladies and gentlemen! Gather round now, please, for this weekend’s extravaganza: spring has sprung, summer is sizzling and it’s time for some marketing madness as we bring you [cue trumpet fanfare and roll of drums] The Ultimate Christian Product Awards!

Nick Page, eat your heart out: your writing career with HarperCollins is finished. There’s nothing left to write now. Vicky Beeching, your days as a worship leader are over: the best that can ever be has already been done. HarperCollins, Kingsway: you can both close down now. You have fought the fight, you have run the race: there are no more Christian books to publish, no more worship albums to produce. John Paculabo, you can relax at last: no one cares about your prices anymore because there’s only one product to sell!

As for us, as Christian retailers, we can sweep the shelves clear! Sweep them clear, I say, and fill them with these, The Ultimate Christian Products! Let’s go further: with only two products worthy of shelf space beside the Bible, let’s replace ourselves with instant-burn digital download POD vending machines: the only things to quibble over are the prices, but with the only staff overheads being the machine tenders’ wages, that shouldn’t be a problem. Amazon: you are history.

So fast forward to the Awards Ceremony, my friends: we have two entrants, one book and one CD:

Collins Bible Companion: The only book you need beside the Bible

Collins Bible Companion - The only book you need beside the Bible

The Best Hymns Album in the World ... Ever

The Best Hymns Album in the World ... Ever

But now, behold, a mystery!! Both products have been around for a while: the Collins “Only book you need besides the Bible” Companion came out in October last year; and Kingsway’s Best Hymns Album in the World… Ever was released in March this year — yet both publishers are still producing more stuff!

Could it be they don’t believe their own marketing spin? Could it really be nothing but hype?? No, no, my friends: this is reality!

And do we have a winner in this two-horse race? Indeed we do, ladies and gentlemen, indeed we do — and in time honoured tradition I can now announce the results. In no particular order, then:

HarperCollins, I am so sorry: you are out of the competition. Please step aside. I am so sorry: you’ve given us a magnificent product but it hasn’t quite made the grade. The judges love you, the audience at home love you — no, please, don’t cry. Step over there, please, my darlings. Thank you, thank you so much.

And so we come to the winner of this weekend’s show, and that winner is … [flashing lights, fireworks, orchestra in full swing] … patience, now, please ladies and gentlemen: the winner is Kingsway!!

Congratulations, my dears. Yes, you have won. Yes, it’s true, it’s really true: the Ultimate Christian Product award goes to Kingsway — but not for the Best Hymns Album in the World… Ever! No, for  a surprise new entry as the rolling banner that tempts us with Best Hymns Album in the World… Ever rolls around again to offer us:

Kingsway: You Have Shown Us: Songs of Mercy, Justice & Humility

Kingsway: You Have Shown Us: Songs of Mercy, Justice & Humility

Yes! Songs of Justice, Mercy and Humility! Yes, that’s it, take a bow. Yes, this award is really yours. Stand tall now, with pride! Stand tall!!

But wait, there’s more! Ladies and gentlemen, it gives me great pleasure to let you know that not only have Kingsway won the UCP award but they also want to share the proceeds of their marketing madness with you by offering all their own products at below their own RRPs!

That’s right, ladies and gentlemen: visit kingswayshop.com today and you can buy the Best Hymns Album in the World… Ever at Kingsway price, £12.99; Kingsway RRP, £16.99 and ‘pre-order’ You Have Shown Us: Songs of Justice, Mercy and Humility at Kingsway price, £9.99; Kingsway RRP, £12.99. That’s both albums, the winner and the runner up, for Kingsway price, £22.98, Kingsway RRP, £29.98: you save and Kingsway wins! Or is it the other way around? I truly don’t know.

Ladies and gentlemen, thank you and goodnight. Goodnight from all of us at the Ultimate Christian Product Awards ceremony. Enjoy your evening. Thank you. Goodnight.

It’s a tricky business getting to grips with new media, especially when you’re dealing with a two thousand year old story — always assuming, of course, that Dan Brown’s new novel, The Lost Symbol, actually does take up the plot where The Da Vinci Code left off rather than lose it completely.

twitterBut this post isn’t about Dan Brown’s lost symbol: it’s about the book trade’s lost opportunity at this year’s London Book Fair — about twitter and the humble hashtag. It’s about a failure to seize the day or, more precisely, the twittersphere — the dynamic, live and interactive world of millions of prospective book buyers. Not, I hasten to add, to lay accusations or blame at anyone’s feet, but rather to help us think ahead, to help us find a way to do better next time and in other places.

“What’s a hashtag?” you ask. Easy: it’s a word with a # in front of it. Like this: #LBF; or this: #LBF09; or even this: #LIBF. Essentially it’s a key word chosen or created to link related tweets, which allows people to track a particular topic; and if everyone tweeting that topic uses it, it takes off, to become a trending topic: a topic in twitter’s top 10. Then more people join the conversation and so it grows. Used intelligently, a hashtag is one of the most powerful tools in a new media maven’s marketing toolbox. Allow Mari Smith [1] to explain:

Dan Brown enters the story on Monday, 20th April, the first day of the fair. Or rather, he should have entered the story. According to this week’s Bookseller (lead news story, p.3), the Random House announcement of a publication date for his Da Vinci Code sequel The Lost Symbol was Monday’s “main talking point at the first day of the London Book Fair.”

Except it wasn’t: I know, because I was there, listening and talking and tweeting my way around the place, and the first I heard of it was when I received my copy of the Bookseller on Friday.

I admit that I was there with my own agenda as a Christian bookseller: but how is it possible that an announcement of what is more or less guaranteed to be the biggest publishing event of 2009 — impacting both the mainstream and Christian marketplace — could simply pass me by? My mistake, it seems: I was interested in this year’s London Book Fair, so I was tracking #LBF09 rather than the generic #LBF, and I was following @theBookseller as my source of news.

But the announcement entered the twittersphere via @PublishersLunch at 4pm under #LBF and whilst a few people RT’d (retweeted) it, the Bookseller’s twitter announcement didn’t appear until 5.26pm — and was posted with neither a hashtag nor any other mention of the Fair (also strange: the Bookseller’s news report of the announcement doesn’t mention LBF either). 

To quote @andrewspong

It says a lot about an industry when an event can’t decide what its hashtag is: #LBF #LBF09 #LIBF. Hint: next year, use #LBF10

… and what it says, it seems to me, is that the book trade — booksellers, publishers and marketeers alike — simply doesn’t get twitter yet. 

Wakey wakey @theBookseller!! And wakey wakey LBF and the wider book trade.

[1] Mari’s video discovered via Jon Reed’s hashtags and gladrags (@publishingtalk). Thanks Jon — even if you did suggest the ‘wrong’ hashtags!!

London Book Fair 2008, Warwick Road Entrance

London Book Fair at Earls Court - Warwick Road Entrance

Now the party’s over
and everyone’s gone home,
each one to their own world
and you are left alone…

The words of a half-remembered Christian rock song, but they seem to fit. The London Book Fair is over for another year: everyone’s gone home; or if not home, back to business as usual. Was it worth it?

I didn’t sell anything; I didn’t buy buy anything except a coffee; but for me, as a bookseller, even more specifically as a Christian bookseller, it was definitely worthwhile. Because, to take Grant Leboff slightly out of context, it’s not about the books, it’s about the experience; more to the point, it’s about the people. More about Grant Leboff later.

I started my visit on Monday with breakfast (deluxe canapés, coffee and bucks fizz: gratefully received) at the English PEN Literary Café, where I had the privilege of meeting the project’s Director, Jonathan Heawood, who explained briefly what the organisation is all about.

ECPA Collective, London Book Fair 2009

ECPA Collective, London Book Fair 2009

From there, it was off to find the ECPA (Evangelical Christian Publishers Association) stand to catch up with Michael Covington, ECPA’s Information & Education Director, to arrange collection of sample product from the ECPA Collective at the end of the fair. Unfortunately, come Wednesday afternoon when I returned, the vultures had got there first: it seems that the last afternoon at LBF tends to degenerate into something of a free for all with scavengers going around and grabbing anything and everything that’s left behind as the stall holders split the scene. Michael had found himself more or less fighting people off as they tried to help themselves without so much as a by-your-leave. Nonetheless, I departed with two boxes of books which have been gratefully received by folks at LST, so my thanks to Michael and to those ECPA members who generously donated their wares.

Back to Monday, however, and on to the BA stand, where I’d hope to be able to leave my exchanged Book Tokens. Unfortunately this wasn’t possible: the BA were unwilling to accept the risk of loss between Earls Court and BA HQ in Victoria. If anyone from the BA happens to read this, perhaps you’d like to consider providing a Book Token drop off point at LBF as a service to members, please?

Jane Gregory kindly walked me through the new web-based electronic gift card system that’s due to replace the old paper tokens later this year. On the BA’s demo set-up it worked splendidly; then I asked the billion dollar question: would it work on a Mac? The answer was no: Macs, Jane explained, don’t support the system. Wrong answer: it’s not Macs that don’t support the system: it’s the BA that doesn’t support Mac users. I ask myself, in a world where ageism, racism and sexism are not acceptable, why is OS-ism so blithely tolerated? Why are Mac users ostracised by the Booksellers Association? Apparently I was only the second Mac user Jane had encountered so a shout out to Mac users: please contact the BA and tell them you want to see support for Macs in the new Book Tokens scheme!

Marston LogoNext came a whistle-stop tour of the stands: my annual visit to Marston Book Services, first to thank them for their excellent service over the past year, and second to ask them when they’ll be joining batch.co.uk, to which I received the same answer they’ve been giving for the last four or five years: they’re in discussions with batch and yadda yadda yadda… How long, O Lord?

For anyone who may have missed the news in the trade press, Marston and Orca have now merged; this year’s fair saw them sharing a single stand. I said that I hoped the merger would see Marston lifting Orca up rather then Orca dragging Marston down. “Is there a problem with Orca?” came the response. Oh yes, dear people, and the entire British book trade is now looking to you good people at Marston to sort it out. I do hope you know what you’ve taken on: you’ll find some discussion here.

Lion Hudson at the London Book Fair 2009

Lion Hudson, London Book Fair 2009

The time flew by and I whizzed my way around the main hall, Earls Court 1, a friendly wave to the folk at Lion Hudson, stopped off to open a DVD account with Gardners (who refused to be drawn on whether or not they’d ever recovered the money owed to them by St Stephen the Great Bookshops following J Mark Brewer’s ludicrous attempt at filing for bankruptcy in the USA last year), danced my way past the MacMillan stand where I picked up a proof copy of Peter James’ forthcoming novel, Dead Tomorrow, and on to Hodder to collect a proof of Gerald Seymour’s latest, The Collaborator. Proofs seemed to be in short supply this year: normally I leave with at least half a dozen; this year, just the two.

After lunch — lubricated with a bottle of mineral water courtesy of Sweet & Maxwell: thank you — I made my way to the BA Small Business Forum presentation by Grant Leboff, Selling and marketing your bookshop has changed – have you? 

Grant, I think, successfully persuaded most of us that old ways of marketing are dead. Social networking, he explained, represents the biggest revolution in communications since the invention of the printing press. The printing press made communication possible one to many; TV and radio have continued that trend; but online communications have changed all that and given us many to many communication. That turns the entire model upside-down: we, as sellers, are no longer in control of the information available to our customers; and what we’re selling isn’t the books but the experience. It isn’t about the books: Amazon have that sorted; but what Amazon can’t provide is the experience and space, the human interaction. We can; and if we’re to survive, we must.

twitterThere’s more, much more: twitter, for instance, with songbirds at both the Bookseller and Booktrust merrily tweeting their hearts out whilst the staff on their stands seemed blissfully unaware at the mass of cyberactivity going on behind the scenes. For my personal blow by blow — albeit somewhat disjointed — account of the day, see my twitter feed under #LBF09. If you’re one of the many in this trade of ours who hasn’t quite worked out what twitter is yet, do please try to get up to speed before #LBF10 comes around next year; and if you intend to tweet the event next year, please make a note of that hashtag now.

My thanks to everyone — the team from the BA, the Reed Exhibitions people and the Earls Court staff as well as all the exhibitors — who conspired to make #LBF09 |#LBF  such a worthwhile experience. We may be in the midst of a depression, but this trade of ours is decidedly and distinctly alive and kicking. See you next year, I hope!

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